Archive for January 18th, 2004

I can teleport 1 inch at a time

Sunday, January 18th, 2004 at about 6:37 pm

I am one of the most useless human beings I know. I have a highly bizarre switch built into me. Whenever I am faced with the prospect of actually doing something or having to take charge of myself, I break down and can’t do it. It happened today. I had to go get a haircut, and my mom was demanding that I get it done, and I just freaked out. I mean, a haircut? How complicated is that? And I did it, later, after calming down. But this isn’t going to work in the long run.

background noise: “Deceptacon” Le Tigre

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by j. android