Archive for February 14th, 2004

v-day for d-day

Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at about 9:28 am

Hey, it’s Valentine’s day. It would be sweet if it wasn’t created by the corporations to sell cards and candy. Hency, I’m boycotting cards and candy. Then it’s all right, no? Not that it matters. Maybe Valentine’s day is really just an occasion to encourage procreation. I mean, it’s not like we need the population increase, but it’s conceivable. I was developing this theory about how it was a post-war invention designed to help restore the population. But that doesn’t make any sense, because it began being celebrated in the 1700’s and the population boomed after the second World War anyway. So much for that theory.

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by j. android