what did the scizors say to the hair? snip!

I got a haircut the other day. It’s always fun to get a haircut from a different barber. Or barberess, to be pc. Because everyone has their own style, and I always find it interesting to see how this particular person does it. I had some serious doubts about the method of the guy who cut my hair on Sunday, because he kept sorta carefully lining things up with his fingers as if he wasn’t entirely sure how long he should cut that particularly section. He also worked in a really weird order. But hey, it all worked out. It always does. That’s the excitement. I can’t really explain why I like this so much, it’s just always fascinating. I also always regret having cut my hair so short, but if I don’t cut it short then it’ll need cutting again in two weeks. I’m considering shaving off all of my hair except my cowlicks. Then I could grow them long and have two locks of hair curving down my face. I think that could look cool. Although, probably, it’ll just look like I ran into the wrong end of a hedge trimmer. I’m not sure I have the posture for such a severe hairstyle.

background noise: The Cure

4 Responses to “what did the scizors say to the hair? snip!”

  1. al j. Says:


  2. name Says:

    The Cure are pissy emo sonsabitches who want to be like Ozzy.

  3. tom Says:

    dude, no one wants to be like ozzy

  4. name Says:

    you lie like Jeremiah Methven on Easter

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