I am way too young for this, part II

My sudden ability to buy assault weapons and eligibilty for the draft has left me a little disturbed and wondering what happened to my supposed endless youth. I know, I know, stop whining, because hey! I’m still young. It’s great. But now my days are consumed by thoughts of college and jobs and, generally, the evil Responsibility. I don’t like it, so much. For a long time I was entirely occupied just trying to peacefully exist, and now I am entirely occupied doing things. It’s no way to live.

But, it is not without it’s advantages. I get to do all sorts of cool stuff. And now I can do them while smoking, hiding a gun in my pocket, and debating who to vote for.

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